ashkiryn

Already, and off we go again. Picking up in the Pinocchio world.

(Also, R-girl, I do appreciate the link, but I can't download those videos; plus, the quality of what I'm watching really isn't that bad. But still, thank you! ^^)

-Also, it's really quite fascinating that we're in this specific Pleasure Island/whatever in Pinocchio's world this time, because it seems that we're actually going to get to deal with far more of the plot of this Disney movie than in any previous Monstro world. Hmm. (Sidenote, but fuck, I don't even remember why or how in the hell Monstro ended up in the movie to begin with *headdesk*)
-Oh fuck, the Dream Eaters can take on appearances of characters now??? Ick.
-Okay, so they spot another Pinocchio. I wonder if it's another Dream Eater, and how many times we're going to go through this routine.
-Annnnnd I was right. At least this third Pinocchio doesn't have any purple on him
-And damn, but these worlds are EXTENSIVE. O.O
-Damn, but Xemnas is SO much taller than XehaTerraClusterfuck. And dude, Sora, you're in a DREAM WORLD. Nothing is impossible.
-"Hollow puppet that's managed to grow a heart." Are you talking about Xion there, Xem? Is that the plan? First Roxas is in a prison, and now Xion? You guys going to be taunting Sora about every person that's in his heart? Because I fear we may be here a long while for all that.
-I WANNA READ THE GLOSSARY ENTRIES DISCUSSING NOBODIES AND ORG XIII!!!!!!!!! *pouts*
-Just jumping off a cliff into the ocean to go look for a whale seems like a very stupid idea to me. At least Sora and Riku took a raft in their sea misadventure.
-And....you know what, I'm not even gonna touch on Geppetto just yet.
-Also, there are TONS of flashbacks in this game. Hmm. It's certainly a change to most of the rest of the games, to have them be this consistent.
-holy crap. you can go underwater. okay, dream world, yes.
-at least this game has an excuse for defying all gravity, physics, etc
-Jesus Christ, but this is almost as bad as KH1 Atlantica in size. Except at least you can walk normally, and have legs instead of a tail.
-Well, really. What did you expect was going to happen if you went looking for Monstro on his own turf? If you guys didn't want to get swallowed along with Geppetto, why didn't you plan on how you were going to get Monstro to cough him up? I called this whole idea as stupid right from the get go. And by all rights, Jiminy should have REALLY been crushed by the pressure down there.
-The fuck? What's the Dream Eater doing to Monstro?
-HOLY CRAP. IS MONSTRO DEAD?????!!!!!!!!
-Oh, okay, the Dream Eater just froze Monstro.
-And holy shit, now Sora's driving Monstro. o.O
-And fuck, but Monstro just ATE that Dream Eater (is this your answer to everything, Monstro? I suppose it has to be, seeing as how you don't have anything like hands). The others inside of you are going to get a nasty surprise, man. I suppose this is how Riku gets to take on that boss. XD
-HAHAHAHAHA, OH MY GOD, MONSTRO JUST SNEEZED SORA BACK ONTO SHORE. XD XD XD XD
-And damn Sora, but you're being a lot useless in these worlds so far, huh? *pets him*
-Ohhhhhhhh. Thank you, game, for finally explaining why Monstro became this space whale thing. The world gets swallowed by darkness, and they all get lost into the Sea Between Worlds/belly of Monstro/Traverse Town. But seriously, explanations are veeeeeeery nice. :D
-I love Riku. Also, damn it Pinocchio, but haven't you learned your lesson yet about strangers? And again, is this a separate reality from Sora's visit? Answeeeeeeeeeeeeers, I wants them.
-Lol, Riku's travelling with Jiminy now. This is especially amusing in light of Re:coded. XD
-Monstro's insides got bigger since KH1
-Woo, other Riku. Data Riku, maybe??? *is hopeful*
-Awwwww. Pinocchio/Riku/Jiminy bonding <3333333
-And then it goes immediately into SoRiku <33333333333333
-So wait. What Riku was that supposed to be, in the coat?? STILL MAJORLY CONFUSED.
-Damn, but Monstro's insides have gotten weirder. Suppose it comes with the territory of dream world, but still, damn it.
-Woo, Riku's a badass
-I just had a thought....Monstro, why don't you chew your food? XD I mean, you're obviously not a whale that eats krill and things, so...? Just saying, it'd probably save you from having trouble like this.
-Shotlocks make boss battles much easier. *hearts BBS*
-Huh. Riku and Sora get different keyblades from the Pinocchio world. Makes sense, I guess
-MALEFICENT <3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
-And damn girl, you're stepping up your game a bit, there? Mickey's gonna be pissed. And ooh, angsty Maleficent/Minnie fanfic opportunities....
-Yes, Mickey, learn your lesson and don't go off by yourself. Bad things seem to happen when you do that.
-Okay, so if Maleficent senses Xehanort....what does kidnapping Minnie accomplish, exactly? YEN SID, CAN I HAVE YOUR BRAIN, WHICH SEEMS TO HAVE ALL THE KNOWLEDGE?
-Traverse Town has been seriously expanded. Or is that because Joshua is dreaming it, and is subconsciously influencing it to be more like Shibuya?
-OH, AND HI AGAIN, JOSHUA!!!!!!!!!!! <3333
-"You do know you can wait on the ground, right?" Sora. XD XD XD XD
-Riku knows he'll find Sora. <33333333333333333333 ALL MY FEELS
-"I appreciate you saying that with conviction, even if you have no idea what you're talking about." XD XD XD
-Neku/Josh moment: <333333
-Joshua. Can I say how much I love you for explaining things? So basically, Sora and Riku are having different dreams. Therefore, why their timelines aren't matching up properly; two worlds, that both have a little influence over. Interesting.
-Lulz, the Dream Eater boss got frustrated with all the chit-chatting. XD
-"Quantity versus quality, huh?" Riku <333333333 May your snark never leave you.
-"Sora, you got this." RIKUUUUUUUUUU Your confidence in Sora....<333333333333333333333333333
-"You and Sora would break your heads on this one." -Joshua, to Beat. Heh, yeah, probably. Not like it matters to Sora...He may play right into XehaClusterfuck's hands, but he'll still fuck things up for him.
-At least Pete's honest in a dishonest way. XD XD XD XD PICKED UP MUCH IN PORT ROYAL, GOOFY?
-MALEFICENT <3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
-Mickey's so perceptive, I love it. <333333333333
-Ooh. Data for the worlds? Interesting.
-Alexa and Minnie badassery FTW
-I like how no one's paying attention to the dark portal in the corner, or questioning where the chakrams came from. Also, Alexa? You still can summon dark portals and your chakrams? Hmm. You still got fire power too?
-And Maleficent calmly and slowly walks off. <3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
-Ooh. I'm curious about what Mickey's up to, and....basically, his entire past. INFORMATION, I WANTS IT. And thanks, Mickey, for stating the obvious about Sora being confused. This entire game is a big bundle of confusion.
-Awwwww, Sora's sad that Donald and Goofy in particular don't know him. I haven't seen him this upset since Tron. And Tron was just in danger. ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; <3333333333333
-Hey, there were four Muskateers, you know. So Sora should be more than welcome.
-And by 'Princess', do you mean Minnie? So is Mickey not royal by blood, and just married in? Ooh.
-Damn, a dinosaur Dream Eater now? Fuck, I don't blame Donald for being scared.
-So Donald and Mickey were knocked off the carriage? Is Goofy still driving?
-Sora, that was lame. Shame on you. And no, Goofy is apparently not still driving.
-Minnie, why don't you just jump out of the carriage? And if you can do your light beam, why not blast them off?
-Yeah, aren't you forgetting the poor horses, Sora? And couldn't you catch up faster on horseback than on foot?
-LOL WTF. GOOFY'S PLAN. AND THEN DONALD WALKS RIGHT IN AFTERWARDS. XD XD XD
-Mickey: Lie or no lie, Muskateers never run from danger. / Donald: Then it's time for me to get a new job.
XD XD XD XD Like Court Wizard, perhaps? And wow, what happened to boost your courage up, eh?
-Sora/Donald/Goofy: THIS TRIO. ALL OF MY FEELINGS. CoM, KH1, Re:coded....no matter what form, these three still manage to come together, and MY HEART!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333
-also, I really want to know how Muskateer, Sorceror, and Timeless River Mickey all make up King Mickey. I really do.
-Go Sora, busting down all those dungeon gates
-Dude, Mickey, Sora has NEVER LEFT, so no, he didn't come back. BECAUSE HE'S ALWAYS BEEN THERE.
-Sora being so happy about Riku: <33333333333333333333
-When Pete calls for back up: "That's right, you'll need help." -Sora. Ooh. <33333
-Dude, the Fantasia world is completely kickass
-Riku uses all the logics <333
-Lulz, the Beagle Bros are more afraid of Riku than Sora. XD
-Hmm. Sora's much more involved in the Muskateers World than Riku. Makes sense, I guess, that Sora gets to spend more time with Donald and Goofy.
-Okay, okay, okay. If Xehanort is complete again....THEN WHAT THE FUCK ABOUT MY TERRA???? AND ERAQUS'S HEART??? I STILL UNDERSTAND JACK SHIT ABOUT THIS. AND WHAT ABOUT VANITAS? WHAT. THE. FUCK. IS GOING ON, HOW ABOUT YOU EXPLAIN THAT, YEN SID? And if the Organization's members have been recompleted, then what about Demyx, Luxord, Marluxia, and Larxene? I haven't heard anything about them. They'd better be lost somewhere off on other worlds.
-I repeat: this Fantasia world is KICK. ASS.
-XehaClusterfuck, I hate you when you don't explain things to me. >.>
-Although, lol, I like the "Sound Idea" pun XD
-SoRiku teamwork <333333333333333333
-AND THE TWO SOUND IDEAS TOGETHER PLAY DEARLY BELOVED ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; <3333333333333
-Ooh, Riku and Sora go to different Fantasia music worlds. AWESOME. I LOVE THIS PLACE
-oh my gosh, and Riku fights baby pony Dream Eaters x.x
-Good job, Riku, in not letting them get to you. <333 And hmm. XehaClusterfuck wants to get Riku out of the way now, does he?
-And ooh, Riku gets to do Night on Bald Mountain. Bad. Ass. Seriously, this is the coolest world.
-SoRiku Harmony Powers: <33333333333333333333333333333333
-MENTION OF AQUA, SQUEE!!!!!!!!
-Okay. Okay. Okay. So, XehaRecompleted went back in time to his Heartless self to follow SoRiku? So...wtf. CLUSTERFUCK CLUSTERFUCK CLUSTERFUCK I HAAAAAAAAATE YOU. :/
-Hmm. So is XehaClusterfuck doing something to cloak Sora from Yen Sid? And what's Lea going to be doing? Is he going with Mickey?
-THE WORLD THAT NEVER WAS, SQUEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
-Ooh. The Dive for TWTNW is so cool looking
-BRAIG, MY DARLING TROLL <3333333333333333333333333333333333333333
-MIND IS BLOWN. EVERYTHING SOMEHOW MANAGED TO BE PLANNED FROM THE BEGINNING IN A REALLY WEIRD TIME LOOP. MASTER XEHANORT, YOU ARE THE LUCKIEST SON OF A BITCH EVER
-the fuck is happening to sora. and i still don't get who exactly Hooded Dude is.
-wait. XIGBAR? NOT BRAIG????? *mind is broken*
-oh hey Kairi, is this your, like, first appearance this game?
-Okay, my brain is dying, but let's try to sort it out. XehaClusterfuck consists of: Master Xehanort. Terranort. Apprentice!Xehanort. Ansem Seeker of Darkness/Xehanort's Heartless. Xemnas. And now...this...Young Xehanort with MX's memories and kind of Terra's body??? *keels over* seriously, i hate this clusterfuck so much.
-GO RIKU!!!!!!!!!! GO SAVE SORA!!!!!!!!!!!
-Wah? SoRiku Master Hearts team up? *brain is even more dead*
-SONAMI MOMENT BE STILL MY HEART <3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
-Xion, I love you, but DAMN IT, SORA WAS ABOUT TO THANK NAMINE, COULDN'T YOU HAVE WAITED ONE MORE MINUTE TO SHOW UP???? *cries bitter, bitter tears*
-Is....Xehanort's plan to try to get Ven's heart? Is that why he's going to all this trouble about Sora?
-"You deserve as much as I do to be your own person." -Sora, to Roxas. SORA. SORAAAAAAAAAAAA. OH MY FUCKING GOD. I'M CRYING NOW. MY HEART. HAS SHATTERED. ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
--who is speaking? It's too muffled for me to determine. Is it Riku?
-Sora, I don't think they're the real Riku and Kairi. You're confusing dreams and reality, honey. :/
-HOLY JESUS. AQUA AND TERRA???????? ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; And let me guess. Sora's Ven.
-TERRA, ANSWER ME DAMN IT: WHAT THE EVER-LIVING FUCK IS UP WITH YOU???? YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE YEN SID DOESN'T KNOW THE LOCATION OF, WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU. D:
-Ooh, BBS Aqua flashback. Also, Sora, I think you should have listened to the voice telling you to wake up.
-Xigbar (?) thanking Sora's heart: XD XD XD XD I love you, you big nasty troll.
-Now THAT'S interesting. The body will try to replace the heart. Getting memories, friends...that stuff probably helps. And why RAX were different. Were others like them?
-Also, I still love that you explain things to me, Xemnas. *hugs*
-How....does that work. How do you make....clones of Xehanort? How do the logistics of that work?
-MY XIGBAR'S HALF-XEHANORT?????? *cries* the clusterfuck just got more fucked up ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; SOMEBODY PUT MY BABY OUT OF HIS MISERY. ALSO, XEHANORT, IF YOU WERE TRYING TO DO THE SAME TO MY VANITAS, I WILL KILL YOUR ASS DEAD. MY VANITAS. MINE.
-Dude. You guys actually expected Sora to join you?????? If that isn't the most ridiculous idea I've ever heard.
-"I know that the keyblade didn't choose me. And I don't care. I'm proud to be a small part of something much bigger." SORA. <333333333333333333333333333333333333333
-My conclusion about time travel: *headdesking to eternity* IT'S A BAD IDEA, SO NEVER EVER DO IT.
-FUCK YES SALVATION
-And damn, Xem has a LOT of health. What'd he do, take a leaf out of Sephiroth's book?
-What the fuck is the Recusant Sigil??????????
-OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. REVELATION.
-The original X-blade split into pieces. The Seven Light Pieces became the Princesses of Heart, didn't they? And Xehanort's creating thirteen dark vessels. That's why Organization XIII. And those are for the Thirteen Dark Pieces. Oh, shit. So...who all counts?
-Oh for fuck's sake. So, Hooded Dude is the Young Xehanort that will grow in Master Xehanort. you have too many selves, you make my brain hurt
-Sora calls out for Riku ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
-MY BRAIN AND HEART AND EVERYTHING ARE COMPLETELY DEAD. VEN. VEN'S HEART. HE GAVE SORA HIS ARMOR.
-I WANNA READ THE GLOSSARY ENTRY ABOUT THE HEARTS TIED TO SORA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think I'm gonna make Bond type it out for me and PM this information or something.
-RIKU, SO HELP ME, YOU'D BETTER DO YOU DAMNEDEST TO SAVE SORA.
-SoRiku with Riku trying to wake Sora up ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
-This Nightmare boss of Riku's is terrifying. O.O
-Who is that supposed to be, anyway?
-Riku's.....been in Sora's dream????? *brain splutters in protest* Inception bullshit, please end.
-GREAT. RIKUUUUUUUUUUUUU. ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
-Wah???? Riku's a Dream Eater to protect Sora from nightmares?????????? awwwwwwwwwwwwwww riku<33333333333333 but wtf is going on
-Again? Unlock his Darkness again???
-Riku, still possessing all the logics. <333333333333333333333333333333333333333
-woo, Terra mention WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU? AND WHERE ARE YOU, MICKEY???
-Oh, Ansem/X's H, annoying as ever, I see.
-Just something I'm wondering, but why is Braigbar okay with the whole being a Xehanort thing anyway?
-"Strength to protect what matters." TERRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
-Riku looking for Sora ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; <333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
-OMFG, THE FAT ONE ROLLING OVER IS A MARKER FOR SORA <333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 LOVELOVELOVELOVELOVELOVE I FUCKING LOVE THAT THING. ^^
-BADASS KING MICKEY IS BADASS. SERIOUSLY, THERE ISN'T A BADASS LIKE YOU.
-Okay. So, let me try to get this straight. Young Xehanort, Master Xehanort, Sora, Ansem, Xemnas, Braigbar, Seesaw, ....Terra(nort)?....apprentice Xehanort?....Vanitas? *brain weeps in confusion* PLEASE CLARIFY WHO ALL THE VESSELS ARE, PLEASE AND THANK YOU.
-Wait. THIS GUY IS THE MYSTERIOUS FIGURE BONUS BOSS FROM BBS????????? *cries unending tears* Xemnas come back and explain things nicely like you do
-Well Jesus fuck, I can see why he's a Keyblade Master now DX
-DUDE!!!!!!!! YOU FUCKER, QUIT REWINDING TIME!!!!!!!!!!
-I never thought I'd see a boss that was worse than Sephiroth. Seph may be a Queen Bitch, but at least he doesn't FUCKING REWIND TIME
-ahhhhh, THANK YOU FOR FINALLY EXPLAINING. VenVan X-blade was an attempted experiment that failed. See, now was that so hard?
-"I acted rashly. I can admit that now." Yeah, 'now' being fucking 11 years later, you asshole.
-Wait. So the Seven Lights aren't going to be the Princesses of Heart? Damn it. Well, I'm assuming Lea and Kairi are stepping up to the plate...but Sora and who belong to MX? Terra?
-FOR FUCKING HELL THE FUCK YES, GOOOOOOOOOOOO ALEXA!!!!!!!!!!!! MY LOVE. ALL OF MY LOVE IS NOW YOURS. <333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
-"Promises to keep. I'll always be there to get my friends back." <333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
-Ah, now I see the AkuSai angst R-girl was talking about. ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; DAMN EVERYTHING.
-DONALD AND GOOFY <333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
-Uh, and Alexa, please run now. Okay? okay.
-Was this power to wake up hearts to originally help Ven? In any case, WAKE SORA UP, RIKU. DO IT NOW.
-"And if the Darkness gets ya, I promise I'll bail you out. 'Dark Rescue' is my middle name." ALEXA. MY HEART. IT IS TRULY YOURS. <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
-......."Armored Ventus Nightmare"?????????????????????????? what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck
-Jesus Mother, got enough boss battles there, Riku?!
-WTF. Okay, so the Ven Nightmare was actually Sora. I should have realized that, seeing as the last we saw him, Sora was the one who had Ven's armor.
-Heh, lol, the shoe's on the other foot now, eh, Sora? XD
-Roxas. Honey. What's up with you?!
-And now Ven too. I'm right there with you, Riku. So, who's next for Twenty Questions?
-XION. ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
-DiZ/Ansem the Wise *brain is more broken*
-Wait. I thought they were in Sora's heart space? How did he get there?!
-Oh. More data stuff. Okay then.
-Sora ;;;;;;;;;; <333333333333333333 Not destroying Roxas is a testament to the love in his heart <3333333333333
-So does that mean that you're letting go of your prejudices, DiZ?
-Heh, Sora is always managing to sleep, isn't he? *pats him*
-SoRiku reunion <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
Sora's a dork, Riku. That's why he's having a tea party. XD XD XD
-MIND BLOWN MIND BLOWN MIND BLOWN
-RIKU'S THE KEYBLADE MASTER? HOLY FUCKING SHIT. OMG. I mean, he deserves it, and I kind of saw it coming when Yen Sid started speaking, but STILL. Damn.
-And awwwwwwwww Sora, not being jealous at all <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
-Even Yen Sid is completely shocked that Alexa's got a keyblade XD XD XD XD And darling, you COMPLETELY deserve it, and so I believe in you <333333333333333333333333333333333
-No, seriously, somebody needs to get a screenshot of Yen Sid's face. It was too funny. XD
-Darkness awakens: young Xehanort
Light in Darkness: Aqua
Leads to the last key: Kairi
-You know, this 13/7 ratio is really unfair. But I see. So, 7 keyblade warriors to protect the 7 Princesses, except Kairi gets her own keyblade. Hmm.
-Secret message: The past will be reawakened as a new number in never-before-seen detail. Prepare yourself for the awakening of the next number.
-THE FAT ONE!!!!!! ADORABLE. And Sora, are you in (dream) Traverse Town for the reason that I think you are?
-No, you're not (I was hoping he was looking for the TWEWY peeps), but trust Sora to want to go check on the Spirits. <3333
-And Ven's still hanging in Castle Oblivion. Nice to know.
-Okay. So. The Seven: Sora, Riku, Kairi, Mickey, Lea, Aqua, and Ven?
Still have many questions (and I want a precise list of the Thirteen, damn it), but overall, I'm quite satisfied with the information that i have been given.

Now I'm going to go off and die and pick up the pieces of my brain off the floor and stuff. XD